i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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