I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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