i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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