at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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