Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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