Whod you bang
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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