It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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