Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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