I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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