I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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