mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Dignity is for republicans.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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