No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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