Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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