You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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