it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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