I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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