This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
