Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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