yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
