That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
