Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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