Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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