I'm eating all of the evidence.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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