Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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