My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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