Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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