Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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