I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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