I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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