So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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