I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
