from now on my penis is your penis
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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