i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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