never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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