butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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