office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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