Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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