I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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