I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
my poor anus
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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