it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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