Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
