so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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