Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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