i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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