When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
whose ass print is on the piano?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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