sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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