i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
