Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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