I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm always down for nudity.
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