I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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