I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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